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Insurance Coverage Haiku 2.0

January 24, 2020

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<a href="https://www.wcmlaw.com/2020/01/weve-got-coverage-haikus-covered-at-wcm/">Last week's post</a> relaying some coverage Haiku, courtesy of WCM associate Lauren Berenbaum, may have started a trend.

The following Haiku are the work of <a href="mailto:rkohn@preferredconcepts.com">Robert Kohn</a> of Preferred Concepts, LLC.   Thanks Robert, for the readership and for the content -- great stuff!
<ul>
<li><strong>We got you covered </strong></li>
<li><strong>Uh, Oh, that is excluded </strong></li>
<li><strong>Sorry, not covered</strong></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>Paid your premium</strong></li>
<li><strong>Seems your claim is excluded</strong></li>
<li><strong>Thanks for your payment</strong></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>If claim not covered</strong></li>
<li><strong>Reserve Rights to pay my bill</strong></li>
<li><strong>Why should I pay you?</strong></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>What, a non-waiver?</strong></li>
<li><strong>That seems very rude to me</strong></li>
<li><strong>I will waive good-bye</strong></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>Policy tricky</strong></li>
<li><strong>Double negatives and such</strong></li>
<li><strong>Please send me Cliff Notes</strong></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>ISO policy</strong></li>
<li><strong>ISO changes, loss disclaimed</strong></li>
<li><strong>I <u>so</u> frustrated</strong></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>A lawsuit arrived</strong></li>
<li><strong>Disclaimer was the retort</strong></li>
<li><strong>Due to late report</strong></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong> What, no coverage?</strong></li>
<li><strong>Seeing your supports topple</strong></li>
<li><strong>I claim Estoppel </strong></li>
</ul>
And last but not least...
<ul>
<li><strong>Really awesome firm</strong></li>
<li><strong>It’s W C M Law</strong></li>
<li><strong>Not Haiku’d in jest</strong></li>
</ul>
Again, thanks to Robert Kohn for the kind words, and for churning out great content faster than Stephen King!

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